“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
"I just exercise a lot." "DON’T LIE TO ME, NO ONE EXERCISES EVER."
I have no excuse for my stupidity
plot twist: saddest fucking thing you’ll read all week
when u make a mistake
When you do something embarrassing in front of people
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG ANYTHING CONTAINING ‘OLD AS BALLS’
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
oh fuck, this has made my life worth living.
Holy fucking shit
LMFAO IT’S BACK.
This will ALWAYS make me laugh
I’m drunk and everything is funny
Going to a convention for the first time
Going to a convention for the 802864020th time
Not being able to go to a convention.
When your friends go to a convention without you.
i didn’t think it could get better but it got better
that is actually a perfect description